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Statistically speaking, 41 people in the United States named Kevin Hawkins identify themselves as gay or bisexual. It is particularly difficult for me to know exactly which Kevin Hawkins you are asking about because my crystal ball is in the shop getting fixed. It won’t be ready until next Tuesday, and by that time, I will have forgotten all about this particular question. You should really try to be more specific if you want to get a decent answer, and not just here, but anywhere all throughout your life.
According to U.S. statistics, there are over 1,051,000 people in the United States named Kevin, which is the 34th most popular name. There are also just over 155,000 people with the last name of Hawkins in the United States. This means that, according to the laws of statistical analysis, there are 522 people in the United States with the name Kevin Hawkins.
The latest LGBT demographic polls, taken in 2010, provide the estimate that 8 percent of men identify themselves as gay or bisexual. Actually, the poll says that 8 percent of men identify themselves as gay, lesbian, or bisexual, but men identifying themselves as lesbians is absurd, so I’m omitting that part.
So, 8 percent of 522 Kevin Hawkins’ comes out to 41.76 gay or bisexual Kevin Hawkins’. Since 76 percent of a person being gay is also absurd, I’m dropping the fraction, thus coming up with the answer of 41 gay or bisexual Kevin Hawkins’.
Now, this number is not the final word on how many Kevin Hawkins’ are actually gay or how many have committed a sexual act with another man. Many gay men are still closeted and many others have only engaged in homosexual activity once or twice in their lives and do not consider themselves gay. If you count all of these people, the percent jumps up to about 35 percent. This means that there is actually the potential for 182 gay Kevin Hawkins’ in the United States.
 Posted 4799 day ago
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